I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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