if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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