I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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