I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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