his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
