Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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