I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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