I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
and you fell through a lawn chair
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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