First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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