Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
