he shaved USA in his pubs
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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