would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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