So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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