saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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