You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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