i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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