it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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