Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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