So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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