Walk of Shame. In a state park.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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