Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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