Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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