i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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