...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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