Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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