there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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