none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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