The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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