How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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