Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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