So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
