one two three fourrrrnication!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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