she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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