You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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