I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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