i always forget guys have bellybuttons
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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