I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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