Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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