i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You took a bar mat shot.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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