I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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