All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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