escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just found a bag of teeth...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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