The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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