Whod you bang
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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