Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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