I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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