i was born a porn star she said
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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