found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
God, I missed his penis.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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