I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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