Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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