Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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